adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision. On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me. i know that fucker’s weaknesses. i could totally take me in a fight.”
frog and toad are my two remaining brain cells struggling to keep my horrible body alive
Usually this sort if design unsettles or creeps me out, but there’s something about these that seen so… I don’t know. Benevolent, I suppose. Like the face of the Moon in the night sky. It makes me want to call upon them to protect me and mine.
sakura and ino not ending up together is infuriating not only because of the dissatisfaction with the stupid love triangle while sasuke didnt even like EITHER of them anyway, but also because the daughter of a flower shop marrying a girl named after a flower is so sweet it makes me want to vomit?? so many missed opportunities also sasuke is as gay as gay ever was
some of u think this is a place to diss NaruHina, aka the only instance of true love on this retched planet, and are assuming that i believe sasuke belongs anywhere but a house alone in the mountains with a dog and a therapist
u guys,,,,,, actually want to fuck monsters? like literally actually for real??? u see a huge terrifying monster and think big sexy??? u wanna scary ass bloodthirsty beast to fuck u??? a mothman???? a wearwoof??? VENOM????????????? these arent just memes??? not just jokes??????? u guys arent joking?????????
did people think we were fucking joking about this
